A group of girlfriends went on vacation and saw a five-storey hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.
The Bouncer explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors ... go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside."
So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"...the friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly".
This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor where the sign read "All the men here are great lovers, hung like mules and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good but there were still two more floors.
On to the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; hung like mules with exquisite butts and 6 pack abs. They are also single, rich and straight, and love washing, cooking, cleaning, and ironing. They will never forget your birthday or your anniversary, will always miss a football match to please you, will always drive when you go out so you can drink, and will get on really well with all your friends ( but never ever make or respond to a pass) and they will hate you for ever for having such a man"
The women seemed pleased but they decided that they would rather see what the fifth floor had to offer before they settle for the fourth.
When they reach the fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman."