Location (Turra primary school)
Teacher to class: "Right class today is Thursday, so we're going to have a general knowledge pop quiz. The pupil who gets the answer right can have Friday off and not come back until Tuesday."
Wee Jimmy (the class mink) thinks, 'brill ahm ace at ma general knowledge.'
Teacher: "Right class, who can tell me who said. 'Don't ask what your
country can do for you , but what you can do for your country'?
Wee Jimmy (shoots up his hand)
Teacher looking round: Yes Jeremy.
Jeremy (in English accent): "Yes miss, the answer is J F Kennedy
inauguration speech 1960."
Teacher: "Very good Jeremy. You may come back on Tuesday."
Next Thursday comes around, and wee Jimmy is even more determined.
Teacher: "Who said. 'We will fight them on the beaches , we will fight
them in the air, we will fight them at sea. But we will never
surrender'?"
Wee Jimmy (SHOOTS UP HIS HAND SHOUTING I KNOW)
Teacher (looking round): "Yes Timothy."
Timothy (In posher English accent): "Yes miss, the answer is Winston
Churchill, 1941 Battle of Britain speech."
Teacher: "Very good timothy , you may come back on Tuesday."
The following Thursday comes around and wee Jimmy is very vexed
Teacher: "Who said 'One small step for man, one giant leap for
mankind'?"
Wee Jimmy (JUMPING UP AND DOWN WITH BOTH HANDS UP, YELLING I KNOW)
Teacher: (looking round the class): "Yes Rupert."
Rupert (In frightfully plumy English accent): "Yes miss that was Neil Armstrong,
1967, The first moon landing."
Teacher: "Very good Rupert you may come back on Tuesday."
Wee Jimmy(Who has lost the plot) blurts out "WHERE THE F**K DID ALL
THESE ENGLISH C**NTS COME FROM?"
Teacher (looking round the class): "Who said that?"
Wee Jimmy (Standing back up): "Bonnie Prince Charlie, Culloden, 1746.
SEE YA TUESDAY."