Family

This section contains the family and friends of Bert.

Sigourney Weever.

A friend of Bert after a less than favourable introduction.

Once caused Bert to have a stay in hospital after a visit to the beach with his family. After a discussion over who owns the beach and deciding they both have equal rights, the friendship was started.

Sammy

A life long friend of Bert's. A friend Bert can depend on.........