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A leper walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender serves
him, and then promptly throws up. The leper says, "Hey, look, if you're grossed
out by me, just say so and I'll leave." and the bartender says, "No, it's
not you, trust me." The leper orders a second drink, drinks it, and the bartender
throws up again. The leper says, "Hey, I told you, I won't get offended,
if it's me, just say so." and the bartender promises that it's not. After
the leper's third drink, the bartender throws up a third time and the leper
says, "All right, if it's not me making you throw up, then what is it?" and
the bartender says, "It's not you, it's the guy behind you dipping his nachos
into your back."
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