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                history 
                A bit about myself - I'm 
                  not just another cappuccino-chugging laptop-toting net addict. 
                  So to prove I'm human, here's some detail on the guy at the 
                  other end of your modem: 
                 
                  hello Apartheid..... 
                With 
                  the old man as a geologist, I was introduced to air miles at 
                  an early age and I now have more than 35 country stamps in my 
                  passport. The air miles collection started in South Africa in 
                  1975 during the country's darkest period of 'Apartheid'. At 
                  the time, being only interested in eating and sleeping you don't 
                  really notice in great detail the state of your socially segregated 
                  environment. It was only 10 or so years later when I was living 
                  in Botswana that I realised what this 'Apartheid' thing was. 
                  From park benches to hotel lifts the country was cluttered with 
                  signs saying "Whites only". Fortunately the 'rainbow 
                  nation' has managed to progress but despite being a post-Mandela 
                  era, a division remains along socio-economic lines. It will 
                  be many years before the country recovers. Fortunately enough 
                  for my family we had the 'right' skin colour and therefore were 
                  not subjected to the violence and economic hardship which was 
                  a common occurrence in the 'old days'.  
                  
                
                
                going 
                  Dutch...... 
                One 
                  brother later, a new contract for my father saw him getting 
                  a post in Bogota whilst we followed mother to Holland where 
                  we spent the following 9 months. This is where I started my 
                  schooling - and hated it. My teacher had to lock the door as 
                  soon as I arrived to stop me running back home, which I often 
                  did!!! 
                  
                
                
                drugs, 
                  AK-47's and English tutors..... 
                Fortunately, 
                  my next school was on the outskirts of Bogota and therefore 
                  too far for me to run home to!!! Although it was the "English 
                  School of Bogota", hardly a word of English was spoken 
                  which meant that Monday evenings were spent with an English 
                  tutor - something I didn't relish!! At least I enjoyed the weekend 
                  trips into the mountains and remember visiting a dormant volcano 
                  which would blow a decade or so later. Bogota, not one of the 
                  safer of cities meant that an AK-47 gun clenching gang burgled 
                  our house. Luckily we'd gone out for the evening but I remember 
                  half the Columbian Army on the doorstep on our return. 
                  
                
                
                elephants 
                  and Hash.... 
                In 
                  1982 we moved back to Africa - Botswana, where for the first 
                  few months we lived in the Gaborone Holiday Inn waiting for 
                  our house to be completed. My new school, Broadhurst Primary 
                  school was English speaking this time, so not too many difficulties 
                  this time. School was 7-12, so most afternoons were spent in 
                  the pool back at home. The rest of the time I spent with friends 
                  and when my dad wasn't working in the 'bush' we used to do the 
                  hash (Kalahari 
                  Hash House Harriers). Vacations were spent either in Holland 
                  or visiting local attractions such as the Okavango Delta, Victoria 
                  Falls etc. 
                  
                
                
                BSc, 
                  MSc......goodbye Canterbury..... 
                Another 
                  brother and 4 years later, we ended up in the UK where I have 
                  lived ever since. This was all a bit of a shock, with things 
                  vastly different than they had been in Africa. The awful weather 
                  was I guess the biggest shock!!! With schooling and University 
                  out of the way, I am now planning the next episode of my life 
                  in Australia. Fortunate in succeeding with our application some 
                  years back, we never had the guts to make the move until now. 
                  So here we are - in Australia!!  
                  
                
                  
                back to top 
                UPDATE 
                  1: got job, got baby
 
                The year 
                  has flown by and I am now very fortunate (apparently!) to be 
                  working again, for some unmentional drug company that makes 
                  a bit of money producing some nice little blue pills amongst 
                  other things. And I love my job as a data manager. Truly. I 
                  do. Honest! 
                There's also a 'poo machine' on the way 
                  (AKA: baby). ETA: 03 September 2005. More news here soon! 
                
                
                
                most 
                  wanted 
                With 
                  my worldly travels I have met a few (decent) people who forgot 
                  to leave me there contact details (probably on purpose
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                  Anyway, I have drawn up my own 'most wanted' list and although 
                  it may have some similarities to the one the FBI 
                  have up on their walls, the names on mine are not in any particular 
                  order. Nor will I be rewarding you with large sums of money, 
                  a big thank-you will have to suffice. 
                CLAIRE 
                  JEFTHA (Africa?) 
                  SIMON DE CUNHA (UK - I found your email address and then 
                  my hard disk went to HDD heaven...) 
                  KAPIL MALHOTRA (India?) 
                  DAVID DUBEY (USA?) 
                  HEATH LYMPANEY (South Africa?) 
                  LORD LUCAN (Africa?)  
                   OSSAMA 
                  BIN LADEN (Afghanistan/Iraq/Syria/Lebanon?)- Not a 'mate' 
                  as such obviously, but I wouldn't mind adding his name to the 
                  FBI address book. A small gesture of appreciation would be nice...$$$$$ 
                  etc. I reckon Bush has the man detained already and the world 
                  will suddenly hear that he's been caught on the eve of the next 
                  US presidential elections. Not being cynical or anything....
                 Should 
                  you know or even be one of the above, then put me down on your 
                  Christmas list and drop me a line!! Ossama - long time no speak 
                  man! Let me know what you have been up to, where you are now 
                  etc etc! #:-)  
                  
                
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