history
A bit about myself - I'm
not just another cappuccino-chugging laptop-toting net addict.
So to prove I'm human, here's some detail on the guy at the
other end of your modem:
hello Apartheid.....
With
the old man as a geologist, I was introduced to air miles at
an early age and I now have more than 35 country stamps in my
passport. The air miles collection started in South Africa in
1975 during the country's darkest period of 'Apartheid'. At
the time, being only interested in eating and sleeping you don't
really notice in great detail the state of your socially segregated
environment. It was only 10 or so years later when I was living
in Botswana that I realised what this 'Apartheid' thing was.
From park benches to hotel lifts the country was cluttered with
signs saying "Whites only". Fortunately the 'rainbow
nation' has managed to progress but despite being a post-Mandela
era, a division remains along socio-economic lines. It will
be many years before the country recovers. Fortunately enough
for my family we had the 'right' skin colour and therefore were
not subjected to the violence and economic hardship which was
a common occurrence in the 'old days'.
going
Dutch......
One
brother later, a new contract for my father saw him getting
a post in Bogota whilst we followed mother to Holland where
we spent the following 9 months. This is where I started my
schooling - and hated it. My teacher had to lock the door as
soon as I arrived to stop me running back home, which I often
did!!!
drugs,
AK-47's and English tutors.....
Fortunately,
my next school was on the outskirts of Bogota and therefore
too far for me to run home to!!! Although it was the "English
School of Bogota", hardly a word of English was spoken
which meant that Monday evenings were spent with an English
tutor - something I didn't relish!! At least I enjoyed the weekend
trips into the mountains and remember visiting a dormant volcano
which would blow a decade or so later. Bogota, not one of the
safer of cities meant that an AK-47 gun clenching gang burgled
our house. Luckily we'd gone out for the evening but I remember
half the Columbian Army on the doorstep on our return.
elephants
and Hash....
In
1982 we moved back to Africa - Botswana, where for the first
few months we lived in the Gaborone Holiday Inn waiting for
our house to be completed. My new school, Broadhurst Primary
school was English speaking this time, so not too many difficulties
this time. School was 7-12, so most afternoons were spent in
the pool back at home. The rest of the time I spent with friends
and when my dad wasn't working in the 'bush' we used to do the
hash (Kalahari
Hash House Harriers). Vacations were spent either in Holland
or visiting local attractions such as the Okavango Delta, Victoria
Falls etc.
BSc,
MSc......goodbye Canterbury.....
Another
brother and 4 years later, we ended up in the UK where I have
lived ever since. This was all a bit of a shock, with things
vastly different than they had been in Africa. The awful weather
was I guess the biggest shock!!! With schooling and University
out of the way, I am now planning the next episode of my life
in Australia. Fortunate in succeeding with our application some
years back, we never had the guts to make the move until now.
So here we are - in Australia!!
back to top
UPDATE
1: got job, got baby
The year
has flown by and I am now very fortunate (apparently!) to be
working again, for some unmentional drug company that makes
a bit of money producing some nice little blue pills amongst
other things. And I love my job as a data manager. Truly. I
do. Honest!
There's also a 'poo machine' on the way
(AKA: baby). ETA: 03 September 2005. More news here soon!
most
wanted
With
my worldly travels I have met a few (decent) people who forgot
to leave me there contact details (probably on purpose
).
Anyway, I have drawn up my own 'most wanted' list and although
it may have some similarities to the one the FBI
have up on their walls, the names on mine are not in any particular
order. Nor will I be rewarding you with large sums of money,
a big thank-you will have to suffice.
CLAIRE
JEFTHA (Africa?)
SIMON DE CUNHA (UK - I found your email address and then
my hard disk went to HDD heaven...)
KAPIL MALHOTRA (India?)
DAVID DUBEY (USA?)
HEATH LYMPANEY (South Africa?)
LORD LUCAN (Africa?)
OSSAMA
BIN LADEN (Afghanistan/Iraq/Syria/Lebanon?)- Not a 'mate'
as such obviously, but I wouldn't mind adding his name to the
FBI address book. A small gesture of appreciation would be nice...$$$$$
etc. I reckon Bush has the man detained already and the world
will suddenly hear that he's been caught on the eve of the next
US presidential elections. Not being cynical or anything....
Should
you know or even be one of the above, then put me down on your
Christmas list and drop me a line!! Ossama - long time no speak
man! Let me know what you have been up to, where you are now
etc etc! #:-)
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